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Post by rhyme on Jul 13, 2004 23:37:48 GMT -5
superman from smallville cannot fly superman from the cartoon can fly
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Post by tabeth on Jul 14, 2004 3:41:20 GMT -5
You know how in superman they used to say: "LOOK IT'S A BIRD! It'S A PLANE! NO, IT'S SUPERMAN!" what I wanna know is... who gets excited about a bird? Hahaha! Thats brilliant! I never thought of that!
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Post by dynasty99 on Jul 14, 2004 10:22:25 GMT -5
Bird Watchers might go "Look, a bird!"....which is wierd...
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Post by Professor K on Jul 14, 2004 15:29:25 GMT -5
yeah, but what birdwatcher would say "Look a bird!" While some alien is destroying the city?
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Post by vegasbobcat on Jul 14, 2004 16:36:06 GMT -5
;D Most birdwatchers I've known, wouldn't even notice if aliens were destroying the city. . . .unless they were destroying the habitat of the green-breasted, yellow-billed, sap-sucking dweedle bird!!!!!
Superman still rules!!!!!
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Post by dynasty99 on Jul 14, 2004 20:28:38 GMT -5
yeah, but what birdwatcher would say "Look a bird!" While some alien is destroying the city? A damn hardcore birdwatcher.
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Post by Borg on Jul 15, 2004 14:15:26 GMT -5
I just have to go with Superman on this one. He might wear blue and red tights, but he's still powerful enough to deal with Godzilla.
And what's all this talk about Superman not being able to fly? Last I checked (and as far as I'm concerned Smallville is a teenage soap opera so I don't watch it) he can fly in the cartoons, movies, and comic books.
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Post by rhyme on Jul 15, 2004 14:47:43 GMT -5
I just have to go with Superman on this one. He might wear blue and red tights, but he's still powerful enough to deal with Godzilla. And what's all this talk about Superman not being able to fly? Last I checked (and as far as I'm concerned Smallville is a teenage soap opera so I don't watch it) he can fly in the cartoons, movies, and comic books. exactly borg, tell that to d99, cause i think he watches smallville
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Post by Professor K on Jul 15, 2004 16:27:53 GMT -5
You guys need a teaching
Back in the day when Superman was created (by a canadian) he was faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a runaway freight train, and could leap tall buildings in a single bound. No where there does it say he could fly. All that came after when pressure from other comic book heros made it necissary to make super man more... super.
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Post by rhyme on Jul 15, 2004 18:25:23 GMT -5
oh.. but superman has evolved, and we're talkin' bout present superman vs godzilla? or da first edition superman?
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Post by vegasbobcat on Jul 16, 2004 13:18:49 GMT -5
Even in the old fifties TV series, they used that . . .able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but Superman could still fly!!fly!!!
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Post by Professor K on Jul 17, 2004 0:45:49 GMT -5
Well, the battle is close, that's for sure.... but time to start...
SUPER BEST AWESOME FIGHTS: BATTLE TWO
Hello sportsfans,
Yo, it's me, professor K, I'm kickin' it live from Rokkaku Expo Stadium, where we are about to witness the battle for Tokyo
Thats right folks, This time, the fate of Tokyo City rests in one mans hands.... because...
In the red corner.... Some call her Gojira, some call her Godzilla, and some call *her* a *him*, but whatever you call her, she's been terrorizing this beautiful city since the 60s. GODZILLA!!!!
And she's back! Thats why today we've brought in one of North Americas gretest superheros....
In the Blue Corner, we have ...wait a minute... where is he?
Skinny says: LOOK UP IN THE SKY!
Dynasty99 says: IT'S A BIRD!
Vegasbobcat says: No, that would've been cool, but it's a plane!
Professor K: NO! It's .... SUPERMAN!!!!
...right on time ...
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THE MATCH HAS BEGUN! Gozilla has already lost interest! She's left the arena and it rampaging aroung Tokyo!!! Well... that was quick... five seconds, and Superman already wins by deafault!
...man, that was stupid...
WAIT A MINUTE!!! TOKYOs BEING DESTROYED! SAVE US SUPERMAN!
Superman leaps across Rokkaku Expo Stadium in a single bound... he's off like a speeding bullet towards Godzilla!
Gozilla, crashing into buildings as she goes, is strinking fear into the hearts of everyone in Tokyo! Oh no! She's headed towards my crib!...meh, I got insurance to cover it....
SUPERMAN IS PUNCHING AND KICKING... but godzilla doesn't notice.... this isn't good folks!
"thats it! this b**** is going down!" Superman shoots godzilla in the foot with his lazer eyesight.
uh oh.
Godzilla has turned around! She's about to step on Superman!
"oh, this is really not coo-"SMASSHHHHHH!!!! oh no folks!... it seems Superman has won by default, but he's dead! Crushed under the foot of a japanese monster... how depressing.
<insert Superman theme song here.>
Hey.... where's that music coming from? WOAH!!!! SUPERMAN, WITH THE STRENGTH OF A RUNAWAY FREIGHT TRAIN... OR MAYBE SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THAT I GUESS... SUPERMAN HAS LIFTED GODZILLA'S FOOT... AND THE REST OF HER BODY! HE'S SWINGING HER AROUND! THIS IS AMAZING!
SUPERMAN HAS THROWN GODZILLA FIFTY BLOCKS! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
uh oh, Godzilla is back for more, and Clark Kent looks a little tired... he's running to a phone booth... that doesn't make sense... he's already wearing his costume... oh well.... lets see where this goes....
<25 minutes later>
Oh! It seems Superman has called the entire american military force!
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!! The US Air Force is blasting the crap out of Godzilla! Missiles are tearing the poor creature apart...!! She has jumped back into the water to wherever the hell she came from!
SUPERMAN AND THE AMERICAN ARMY WIN!!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------
Well there you have it folks. I think we've learned a valuable lesson today: If you can't do something yourself, solve your problem by calling the American Army!
If you would like to enroll in the american army, The first thing to do is complete an enrollment form. Enrollment forms are available from numerous sources. You can contact the nearest TRICARE Service Center (TSC). Thank you for your time.
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COMING UP NEXT TIME....
An evil force lurks in the shadows... can the entire cast of Full House take it on?
SUPER BEST AWESOME FIGHTS!
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Post by rhyme on Jul 17, 2004 0:52:48 GMT -5
lmao, that was great man! ;D blastin' da crap out of godzilla wit US Air Force missiles? hahaha, and solve ur problem by calling the american army? haha that was great! nicely done pk
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Post by dynasty99 on Jul 21, 2004 11:18:47 GMT -5
Dynasty99 says: IT'S A BIRD! Vegasbobcat says: No, that would've been cool, but it's a plane! that was the best part.
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Post by Cthulhu on Jul 21, 2004 12:45:13 GMT -5
*BOO* *HISS* its 12.00 (in the afternoon) and i shouldnt be awake, anywho, wat a crappy fight, more bloodshed, more wanton destruction, couldnt of godzilla gotten his (or her? ??) buddies together, like king gihdoria for instance, and they would've won, i am very sad of the out come of this fight but........meh u win some u lose some
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