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Post by Demoneyes14 on Mar 26, 2005 17:03:51 GMT -5
Alright... on this thread, you discuss weird questions that you can't (or aren't supposed to) answer. I shall start.
Why does it take one careless match to start a forest fire, but a whole box to start a simple campfire?
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Post by card on Mar 26, 2005 17:21:30 GMT -5
if pratice makes perfect, how come nobodys perfect?
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Post by Demoneyes14 on Mar 26, 2005 17:45:13 GMT -5
ooh... good one!
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, would that be considered a hostage situation?
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Post by dragoneyes238 on Mar 26, 2005 19:20:49 GMT -5
There is my personal favourite!
Why do they sterillize the needles for lethal injesctions?
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Post by Demoneyes14 on Mar 26, 2005 19:42:46 GMT -5
Hey! No fair! I used that on another thread!
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Post by Miz on Mar 27, 2005 0:08:36 GMT -5
Why do they put brail on drive-through ATMs?
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Post by Demoneyes14 on Mar 27, 2005 15:24:13 GMT -5
If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
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Post by dynasty99 on Mar 31, 2005 15:25:27 GMT -5
uhhh....no, cause that would be stupid....the others are good, but thats just common sense...
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Post by BoyGenius on Mar 31, 2005 17:26:01 GMT -5
If The Store Is Open 24 Hours, Then Why Are There Locks On The Doors...
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Post by Demoneyes14 on Mar 31, 2005 21:16:50 GMT -5
depends on what doors tho... ;D
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy Javelin thrower?
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Post by Miz on Apr 1, 2005 0:01:57 GMT -5
Jumbo shrimp?
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Post by Demoneyes14 on Apr 1, 2005 18:54:48 GMT -5
ooh! That was good!
if a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?
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Post by dynasty99 on Apr 1, 2005 20:49:23 GMT -5
Question: Why does it take one careless match to start a forest fire, but a whole box to start a simple campfire?
Answer: because there are more combustible materials located in the dry brush around your fire, than the three logs sitting in a cement box on some damp newspaper...or you have no ability to lite fires
Question: if pratice makes perfect, how come nobodys perfect?
Answer: because no one has the effort to practise to the point of perfection, and you know why? because they'd have to be perfect already.
Question: If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, would that be considered a hostage situation?
Answer: no, a hostage situation by definition is someone threatening to harm another human, one person cannot make a hostage situation.
Question : Why do they sterillize the needles for lethal injesctions?
Answer: so as not to create or cause a disease in the body, maybe this person will have an open-casket wake, that wouldnt be very pleasant with some flesh rotting disease creeping uo the shoulder.
Question: Why do they put brail on drive-through ATMs?
Answer: you are technically allowed to use mobile vehicles, by definition, including bikes, segways, those chairs you can drive that old people use. You can use these utilities if you are blind, and thus can use the ATM. These blindies deserve to be helped, give them their tiny bumps of metal.
Question: If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
Answer : no, that violates proper road conduct. You would be pulled over and fined or detained.
Question : If The Store Is Open 24 Hours, Then Why Are There Locks On The Doors
Answer: security purposes, if a lockdown is needed, then they need locks. Also, some stores are now outfitted with remote locks, so a cashier can stop a shoplifter stupid by stopping the weight press door from opening.
Question : Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy Javelin thrower?
Answer : Actually, the pole vault was invented in Europe when people sometimes used poles to cross canals. This evolved into a competition and the pole vault was born.
Question: Jumbo shrimp?
Answer : shrimp is the name of the animal, a large shrimp can be called a jumbo shrimp
Question: if a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer
Answer: that would depend on the type of suicide. And IMO, given mimes are very (pardon the pun, but I think this word works) outspoken people by their acting, I think that they might be more dramatic, like a building jump, thats just IMO though
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Post by Demoneyes14 on Apr 1, 2005 20:59:15 GMT -5
um... they're stupid questions...
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Post by tabeth on Apr 2, 2005 11:10:20 GMT -5
Spoilsport!
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