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Post by Chris ... PIE >_< on Jul 11, 2004 17:09:01 GMT -5
Sonic can so swim! He goes underwater in #2 and all he needs is to run into the bubbles for air, and Mario would have trouble avoiding Big Mama....
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Post by Professor K on Jul 12, 2004 0:15:21 GMT -5
Sonic can so swim! He goes underwater in #2 and all he needs is to run into the bubbles for air, and Mario would have trouble avoiding Big Mama.... Well, Chris, technically, Sonic can't swim. He can go underwater, but if you notice, he can't actually swim.
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Post by rhyme on Jul 12, 2004 1:28:36 GMT -5
yea, he cant, sonic would be dead without those damn bubbles i remember how everyone used to freak out when they fell into da water in sonic1 2nd level, the countdown was horrible..
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Post by Miz on Jul 12, 2004 4:54:05 GMT -5
yea, he cant, sonic would be dead without those damn bubbles i remember how everyone used to freak out when they fell into da water in sonic1 2nd level, the countdown was horrible.. The main reason people died is because they were busy freaking out. That's what always killed me in Chemical plant.
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Post by zerobeat on Jul 12, 2004 11:09:38 GMT -5
;)i like that speedy blue hedgehog;)
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Post by tabeth on Jul 13, 2004 3:26:19 GMT -5
Talk about a random comment
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Post by Professor K on Jul 13, 2004 12:21:22 GMT -5
Alright Folks.. the betting is pretty one-sided, so I'm ending this now.
SUPER BEST AWESOME FIGHTS - BATTLE ONE
Hello sportsfans,
Welcome, it's me, professor K, live from Rokkaku Expo Stadium, where we are about to witness the battle of the video game mascot caracter ccentury!
In the red corner.... a man whos eploits have taken him to the far reaches of the earth.. a man who can fight off dinosaurs with only his feet..... Suuuuper......MA-RI-OOOOOOOOOO
In the Blue Corner, we have a fiesty little rodent who's speed knows no bounds. A Hedgehog who has entertained us by thwarting an evil doctor for over ten years.... SONIC the-e-e-e-e HEDGE-HOOOOOGGGG ---------------------------------------------------------- DINGDINGDING
tHE MATCH HAS BEGUN! Mario, eyeing sonic down with a glare that could only be matched by satan is reaching behind him.... sonic seems unfazed! He's urging the crowd to cheer louder!
Mario, pulls out.... A HAMMER! Sonic looks confused.
Mario takes his first swing and ooh that gotta hurt..... wait a minute... WHERE'S SONIC?
"Right behind ya, blubber-butt"
OHH! SONIC HAS RUN AROUND MARIO AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, WHILE MUTTERING ONE OF HIS LAME ONE-LINERS!
SMACK!
oooh.... thats gotta hurt, Mario has taken anotherswing with his hammer and clocked sonic in the head.
"THATS IT!" says sonic and uses one of his signature spin moves, HE DICED THAT HAMMER INTO A MILLION SHARDS!
It's now a tornado of twists and punches and kicks. Mario makes one of his signature jumps at sonic.
"owowowowow!"
Oh! Mario got a footfull of Sonic's quills!
Mario Double jumps his ass out of there, and turns away from Sonic.
He's bending over to pick something up...
OHHHH! SONIC IS DOWN! He has witnessed a full moon - something blue hedgehogs are weakest to is plumber butt!
Marios taking advantage, He picks up a Fire Flower and whips around to deliver a final blow....
But WHATS THIS? SONIC SEEMS IMMUNE TO FIRE! HE MUST'VE PICKED UP A FIRE SHEILD WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING! Sonic knees Mario in the balls and takes off across the stadium....
Ouch, man thats gotta hurt, Mario is down for the count... is he crying?
Sonic is speeding around the stadium, picking up magic rings.... what the-? IT APPEARS SONIC HAS LEFT THE ARENA! THERE WAS A BIG FLASH OF LIGHT AND NOW HE'S GONE!
Wel thats good for mario. I'm sure he's been waiting for this day for a while. Here comes the head of the organization to give mario his medal.
WHAT THE? NOT AGAIN! ANOTHER FLASH OF LIGHT, AND SONIC IS BACK IN THE RING, BUT NOW HE's... YELLOW?
"That's right! I went to a super stage, collected the seven chaos emeralds, and now I'm SUPER SONIC! More powerful than ever!"
"oh shit..." Says mario. AND THERE HE GOES! MARIO IS BOOTING AROUND THE RING, TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM SONIC, BUT HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
SONIC HAS CAUGHT UP, AND oOOooh oUch! Sonic has taken mario out to the cleaners!
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Well there you have it folks. Sonic Has cleaned up the floor with that fool. It's time to go back to plumbing sucka! -----------------------------------------------------------------
COMING UP NEXT TIME....
Superman vs... well you'll have to find out..... next time on....
SUPERBESTAWESOMEFIGHTS!
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Post by NickGe on Jul 13, 2004 12:37:06 GMT -5
well.... before we jump to conclusions folks, we must keep in mind which sonic and which mario we're pitting against each other here. If it's the very first sonic - i don't even think he could go super. And you gotta admit, the mario from mario 64 and mario sunshine is a bijillion times weaker AND lamer then the mario from old shool nintendo. Personnaly, if it's the sonic from all the original sega games, versus mario from the original nintendo, my money's on mario.
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Post by Professor K on Jul 13, 2004 12:53:14 GMT -5
the way SBAF works is on a cumulative basis. The characters at every stage of their carreer at once. So, for instance, you could say that mario has the power of the original, but if he wanted to, could pull out the water machine from mario sunshine, you see?
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Post by rhyme on Jul 13, 2004 13:27:15 GMT -5
that was awesome pk, nice fight ;D
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Post by sweeps419 on Jul 13, 2004 17:32:38 GMT -5
The part where Mario mooned Sonic cracked me up. LOL Encore! Encore!
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Post by dynasty99 on Jul 14, 2004 20:34:33 GMT -5
"Right behind ya, blubber-butt"
hehehehehe, all sonic's one-liners involves butts (robuttnik, hehehehehe)
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Post by Borg on Jul 15, 2004 14:22:29 GMT -5
I don't care if you're Mario or Sonic or anyone. If someone kicks you in the balls you can't move for at least five to ten minutes. Hopefully this is something none of you can reference.
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Post by Kear on Jul 17, 2004 11:13:16 GMT -5
yea....I experienced that....borg is 100 % rfight that think doesn't allow you to move for 5 to 10 mins......trying not to go off topic....uhhhh the mooning part was the funniest thing I ever read haha...good job p-k
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Post by zerobeat on Jul 17, 2004 15:21:01 GMT -5
Mario has plumber butt attack. :pyeah instead of taking a dump thiers an easier way:P
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