SBAFT FINALS!!!

[Professor K]

DUN DUN DUN DUMDUMDUM DUMDUMDUM!!!! (scary Darth Vader music)

IT'S FINALLY HERE!

SBAFT FINALS! IT'S THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... THE CLASH OF THE TWO SUPER-BADGUYS!!

DARTH VADER vs. ALIENS

This is a close one fellas... but it's time to...

PLACE YOUR BETS!

[dynasty99]

damn, I cant even vote, one one side I have aliens, my favorite horror film bad guy(s) of all time, and on the other, the biggest badass super space tyrant I've ever seen. But having watched star wars just today I think I'm too bias, so I'll have to wait and vote another time.

PS: I just thought I'd remind people its not "who would win in a fight?", because that inevitably would lead to less cool characters, any writer can give his villains a huge machinegun-rocket launcher that also has mind destroying laser beams that auto-aim, but it takes a good writer to develop character, and sheer aura about a character that makes you think "man, that guy is teh awesome"

[vegasbobcat]

Darth Vader is evil-incarnate. his control of the dark-side of the force, would allow him to make sushi out of the aliens. . . . . .

[FuriousD]

Vader owns the Aliens. Actually, he pwned them. With a capital P. In fact, make that in all caps.

PWNED.

[Cthulhu]

im gonna go with the aliens, cause although i think of vader as a father, hes only one man, with force powers. But aliens have acidic blood, although the sabr will cauterize the wound......hmm.....i still say alien, cause the mommy alien is bad ass

[dynasty99]

I decided on aliens after being reminded of the glorious terror of the mother alien.

[warren]

i was kinda torn but i'm voting aliens, they're just so much more brutal on their victims and they're immune to all sorts of things. They can survive without oxygen, fire doesn't bother them, they can be frozen and unfrozen with no damage, acid doesn't hurt them(obviously, it's their blood), they're madly good swimmers and runners and climbers...or pretty much anything athletic.

[dynasty99]

ok, here is a comparison of qualities:

Best Name
Aliens: standard stuff, but what were you expecting?
Darth Vader: Darth sounds a bit dumb but combinded with Vader it works
winner: Darth Vader

Deeds
Aliens: terrorizing a space ship, an unarmed prison, obliterating a mining colony
Darth Vader: Ruler of an empire vaster than ever has been, destroyer of entire planets and his the military at his command could take over anything, anyone, jedi or no
winner: Darth Vader

physical ability (non-combat)
Aliens: climbing, jumping enourmous distances, sprinting at 65 (total guess) miles an hour, swimming near that speed, being stealthy generally, and an amazing ability to fit into small, obscure places.
Darth Vader: walks, walks briskly, theoretically he could force jump or something, but it is never seen
winner: Aliens

Other Ability
Aliens : using their acid blood to cut through metal, chains, basically anything, a weird prehensile "inner mouth"
Darth Vader: the force, what else?
winner: Tie

Death
Aliens: usually dramatic, generally quite an awesome finalle for quite an awesome creature
Darth Vader: died of suffocation and wounds because he took off his helmet. The deeds near his death were cool, but the death itself not so much.
winner: Aliens


OVERALL WINNER:






DUM DUN DUM DUMDUMDUM DUMDUMDUM!!!!







DRAW!


how can we compare two such equally awesome beings, arent they aboth winners, any movie super baddie that is remembered decades after his creation, deserves a victory medal.